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Sunday, 30 August 2009

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Brian Jones and Styart Lubbock both died mysteriously in murky waters

Sussex - (Mariane Faithfull Mars Bar Mess): Not really. But police have reopened the file on Rolling Stones wildman Brian Jones' 1969 drowning after an underworld tipoff.

The guitarist was originally found bobbing up and down in a pool at Crotchford Farm, Hartfield, East Sussex, his lifeless body buoyed by some rubber falsies inside an Agent Provocateur leather waspie.

Now the evidence is being re-examined after a review of other celeb drownings including one at a house in 2001.

"We see a pattern emerging," a CID source commented.

"People are suddenly grassing up their former bandmates because consciences have are being pricked by the prospect of lucrative rewards during these grim recession months."

Rent boy Stuart Lubbock died mysteriously in the pool in almost identical circumstances to Jones.

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