Everything happens to poor Amy Winehouse. After all the crazy scenes over the past year you would have thought she couldn't possibly do anything any more embarrassing than some of the things reported about her.
She's had her house broken into. She forgot about her own birthday party after inviting a couple dozen people. She sports a ratty-looking beehive, she's missing a tooth and she was #3 on the top 15 Ugly Stars Contest. (Michael still made #1)
Then there's a dozen missed concerts, great headlines like, "Amy Winehouse Drunk On TV Again", "Winehouse Carved Her Husband's Initials In Her Belly With A Piece Of Glass!" "Amy & Hubby Get Into Bloody Brawl In Lobby Of Hotel" and where do you go from there?
Almost forgot "Winohouse's Manager Quits After He Tests Positive For Heroin Use From Second-Hand Smoke!"
And who could forget "Amy Winehouse Husband Faces Life Imprisonment For Allegedly Fixing A Trial"?
Don't know if this one will be able to top some of those but there's a photo today, confirmed by witnesses and some phone shots, that show our girl running down the street with a huge ass!
It would have been a huge ass on anyone but on skinny Amy it looked as if it were about to blow at anytime and could well have!
So what happened THIS time?
Believe it or not, she apparently ate some Mexican food for lunch and had several margaritas and that can cause gas in anyone. But who else would be wearing America Apparel pants so tight, the farts would get stuck like a bubble?
Having staggered out the door after a happy hour, that is apparently what happened. And with Amy's luck, it sounds a little tame.
Whether there was an explosion later or not, we don't know. But we bet that if you asked her, she'd laugh and tell you, providing she remembers the incident.