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Saturday, 29 August 2009

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Megan Fox is already heating up NBC Studio 8-H, even before she arrives

New York, New York - Wanting to confirm her bisexuality yet again -- And as Woody Allen once said: "doubling your chances for a date" -- Megan Fox wrote her own opening monologue for the return season premiere of Saturday Night Live (SNL) which she will be hosting later this September, touting (some say teasing) her bisexuality. Only the network TV censors rejected it for being a little too erotic, even for late night TV.

"In the rejected comedy skit, Megan Fox [playing herself] and Tina Fey [playing Sarah Palin] meet at a charity event when 'Sarah Palin' confesses to her that she is having difficulties in her marriage with Todd [played by Fred Armisen]," said a spokesman for NBC explaining to reporters why the skit was cut out of the SNL season premiere by censors. "Megan Fox then quickly offers to spice up the Palin marriage by joining Sarah and Todd in their bedroom for a little threesome [ménage a trios] action."

The skit then cuts to Megan Fox in her apartment wearing a white bathrobe and only a white bathrobe, lighting up candles when the front door bell rings.

Megan Fox opens the front door to "Sarah" and "Todd" only to find them both dressed up as traditional Polish folk dancers.

"We're ready for the Trojak! [Polish for threesome folk dancing]," Sarah says to Megan Fox. "Why aren't you dressed up already? We'll be late to the dance, don't you know."

Megan Fox responds by dropping her bathrobe, exposing her nude body and several dozen tattoos live on national TV.

"In the next scene, all three are in bed underneath the covers going at it," said the NBC spokesmen as he padded his forehead with a handkerchief soaking up the sweat. "I mean really going at it."

With Tina Fey (now clearly out of character) laying on her back grasping at the sheets, gasping in mid orgasm struggling to speak the show's catch phrase, Megan Fox's pretty brunet head suddenly pops up from between her legs and says: "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"

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