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Saturday, 29 August 2009

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Red-hot photo session plagued by series of misfortunes.

VANCOUVER, Canada - Co-stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart had been spending most of their off-set time in Rob's hotel room at the Vancouver Share-a-ton Sugarwall Centre, said a source, until last night.

The British actor, 23, and the 19-year-old American actress, collectively known as "Robsten," had to take their relationship to "the next level" after the thermostat in their room on the 10th floor malfunctioned.

"They were sweating like crazy," said a desk clerk, "so we moved them up one floor into another suite."

After transferring their belongings to the new room, they hung a 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the door and got right back to business, but Pattinson was reportedly not able to concentrate on the activities, as the new room turned out to be located right next to the 11th-floor ice machine.

Pattinson and Stewart transferred to yet another room, but when they later decided to take a relaxing bubble bath, the floor gave way, so the brooding Brit and the sexy rocker goddess ended up crashing through ten floors, screaming as they rode the tub down, down, down before finally smashing through to the lobby amidst a heap of soaking wet debris.

Nevertheless, witnesses later noted the couple "couldn't stop smiling. It's so adorable. They look so happy and they are having a blast!"

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