Madonna said she was compelled to comment on the discrimination against Americans while she was on stage in Romania, despite being laughed at by everyone.
The 61-year old was laughed at by millions after saying the discrimination 'made me realise all the propaganda Americans have been fed over the last 50 years about standing for freedom and democracy and being admired across the world is complete baloney'.
A Polish communist, using the alias of Rosa Luxemburg to denote SATIRE, had her status as 'advisor' promptly changed into a 'commentator' by someone who has never heard of the world-famous name of Rosa Luxemburg, which just about sums up the lack of American knowledge of history.
So this 'commentator' said Madonna made the comments after being made aware of the ridicule felt towards the American people by the rest of the world, especially in Europe. The star uses a group of American musicians on her Tacky and Shite tour.
Madonna paused during her ten hour cabaret act in Bucharest to say: 'It has been brought to my attention in whatever the hell this city is that there is a lot of discrimination against Americans in general around the world, due to them carpet bombing Arab civilians for decades now and arming murderous fascists dictatorships in everywhere from Chile to Israel, and saying it's for 'freedom and democracy'!'
'Americans know absolutely nothing about the world outside of the USA, but then go to places like Romania and try and tell the people there what they should and shouldn't be doing. So the people there jeer and laugh at the Americans, and tell them to go and look at their own country instead -
where the entire city of New Orleans was allowed to be destroyed and its people given no help whatsoever afterwards by the American government. Simply because of the color of their skins. Now THAT'S what I call discrimination!'
'But because I need some publicity, and because my American musicians are all crybabies, I now ask people to stop the discrimination against the Americans. Just pretend you haven't noticed the destruction of the entire infrastructure of Iraq during the first Gulf War by them, the funding of genocide by the Israelis against the Palestinian people by them, and in fact the funding of just about every repressive and evil regime in the world from Saudi Arabia to Uruguay by them.'
During the 1920s and 30s the Nazis were heavily supported by American industrialists, most famously Henry Ford, and the evil genocide they then carried out across Europe included the murder of around one million Roma people, that is Romanies or Gypsies.
'Don't be ridiculous!', Madonna laughed from her Ivory Tower Mobile, 'Americans never funded the Nazis or the murder of Romas. Otherwise I would be getting laughed at for going to Romania, as someone from a country that donated millions to fund genocide across Europe, and criticising an audience of harmless music fans about discrimination in Romania!'
'And me coming from a country that still has ghettoes and more-or-less segregation, and has clubs that won't allow any Jewish members! OK, I can see all of that would be hilarious, luckily none of it's true.'
The 61-year old then broke into one of her most famous songs written by somebody else:
'We made it through the wilderness of education
Somehow we made it through without learning history
Didn't know how ignorant Americans were
Until I came to Europeee
I was beat and completely ignorant
I'd been had by the red, white and blue
But Romanians made me feel
Yeah Romanians made me feel, All I knew was untrue
Chorus:Like a hypocrite
Laughed at yet another time
Like a Yankee hypocrite
When your people, are smarter than mine
Gonna give you another lecture, kids
My fear of fading is fast
Been saving up my ignorance for you
'Cause Yanks know nothing of the past
You're so fine, yet you won't be mine
You'll be jeering, and laughing too
Oh your love began to freeze
Yeah your love for me began to freeze, Then you started to boo
Ooh, aah, Cantona, ooh, aah, Cantona
You're so fine, yet you won't be mine
We'll be dumb, til the end of time
'Cause you make us Yankees feel
Yeah you make us Yankees feel, Our education has died
Like a moron, ooh aah, Cantona
Like a moron
Feels so bad to lose our pride
When you boo me, and you jeer at me, and you laugh at me
Ooh, ooh, shee booh, a wop bop a lop bop a wop bam boo
Can't you hear our President
Talking shite? Like me ...'