It has once again been confirmed that Micahel Jackson is alive and well, this time working as deputy manager serving in the downtown Minnesota branch of Kentrucky Tried Chicken.
The manager of the branch, a portly gentleman in a white suit called Elvis Presley (the man, not the suit), confirmed that the singer had been working there for the past eight weeks.
Speaking about the interview he held with Mr Jackson, Elvis had said:
"Well it's one for the money, two for the show. Three to get ready now go cat go. But don't you, step on my blue suede shoes. You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes. Nuggets and fries."
Some of his colleagues at the fast food outlet, including Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin and Phil Lynott said it was an absolute honour to be able to work with him.