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Topics: Movies, Titanic

Thursday, 27 August 2009

Word is that the sequel to the mega-successful 1998 blockbuster Titanic is going to be filmed in late 2011 and hit theatres sometime in 2013.

Everybody is talking about Titanic 2. Director Woody Allen recently appeared on the Oprah Winfrey Show and he was asked if he had any new project; he just said that "Titanic 2 is the movie that I'm working on now. I want it to be my best work hence, I'm spending too much time preparing for this movie."

Oprah's stage audience was shocked and Oprah herself was shell-shocked. He added: "It's going to be a big budgeted movie that features a lot of stars. The movie is about a very wealthy businessman played by George Clooney who plans to build a plane, very similar to the Titanic [...] Megan Fox and Zac Efron are two teenagers who meet and fall in love with each other at the inauguration ceremony on the plane. As in the first Titanic, the plane will fall in the middle of the ocean and cause lots of deaths."

Oprah confessed she "was inpressed by the script"; however, the audience protested and started booing, screaming and some even tried to attack Mr. Allen who eventually left the studio after security intervention.

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