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Sunday, 23 August 2009

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Hemsworth indicated control tower stood very straight and tall at Nashville airport.

NASHVILLE, TN - Unable to wait any longer to join the exclusive "co-star couples club," Miley Cyrus reportedly was spotted frisking Australian actor Liam Hemsworth shortly before the pair played full-contact tonsil hockey!

Hemsworth jumped out of Cyrus' pickup truck and headed for the terminal as the two approached each other in super slow motion; Cyrus was magically transported into a field of flowers as the sounds of a country and western orchestra began to play.

Liam leapt into Miley's outstretched arms, threw his arms around her neck, and kissed her, according to one witness. Recalling the incident, she said, "Shoot, I knew the girl could ride horses, but I didn't know she was as strong as one!"

Cyrus previously had been spotted at Crackers In a Barrel restaurant introducing the Australian actor to chicken 'n' dumplins, country fried 'taters, corn pone pie, turnip grits, possum bellies, fried hog jowls, and yellow cake with white frosting.

Last Wednesday, as Cyrus said goodbye to the Australian actor at the Nashville airport, the two were caught "full-on making out," said Alex Emanuel, an actor from New York who was inadvertently knocked onto the luggage conveyor by the frantically groping duo when he heard Cyrus moan and begin to emit "gushing sounds."

Cyrus maintained that she "do[es] not have a boyfriend!"

However, she also revealed she enjoys watching movies while Hemsworth noshes in front of the TV. According to a recent Tweeter Twit by Cyrus, "I think I'll just enjoy a good Jim Carrey flick while Liam does his thing 'Down Under!!' :)"

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