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Friday, 21 August 2009

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Woody referred to wife/daughter Soon Yi with his comments

Film director, actor, writer, and comedian Woody Allen was removed from a New York City Forum for comments that he made.

The group of famous people, which included former President Clinton, a Catholic Bishop, and others, was convened to answer questions from a group of high school seniors. The multi-state students were in New York City because of their high academic standings and their status as finalists for Rhodes Scholarships.

In a question and answer session, one student stood up and asked the panel the best way to meet girls.

The Catholic Bishop responded by saying that he'd rather tell the female student how to meet boys. President Clinton said that looking through your staff was always effective for him.

Woody Allen, however, was escorted from the premises and asked not to return when he said that "adoption has always been successful for me."

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