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Topics: Lindsay Lohan

Saturday, 22 August 2009

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Wednesday night, according to workers at a restaurant deli on Mott Street near Chinatown, Lindsay Lohan was having a meal and, after leaving a tip, left the restaurant.

However, no sooner had she gotten outside on the street than she must have noticed she didn't have her phone.

So she hotfoots it back inside and it's not at her table. In fact the whole table had been cleared and cleaned.

Does she summon a worker or the manager? Does she ask anyone sitting near? No, she uses another person's phone to call 911!

Emergency...Telephone missing!

According to witnesses who did not know who they were dealing with, probably something else that also offended her, a busser had already cleared the table and turned in the phone to the manager.

By the time the police officers arrived everything had been worked out.

Meanwhile the two cops were probably missing out on helping a mugging or murder case to look for a missing phone that already had been found and returned.

So, what exactly was ON that phone? While listening closely the table cleaner thought he recognized the voices of Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Rosie O'Donnell and someone trying to save her money on auto insurance.

He also says he only got a 'hard angry look' for his trouble of finding the phone for her.

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