'Entertainer' (well she does get up to some entertaining stuff does 'our' Kerry) Kerry Katona has been taken from her home by the Wilmslow police for questioning.
She was whisked away in an unmarked patrol car - well unmarked apart from the word "ECILOP" on the bonnet, go-faster yellow and chequered decals on the side and a blue flashing light on the roof) - to a community hall in Alderley Edge adjacent to the smell of Bentley cars and money.
The Wilmslow police are appearing in a drugs quiz against the Wythenshawe police, and they felt having her on the team would perhaps provide them with a competitive edge.
Miss Katona's publicity expert, Max Commission said that he felt it was a brave thing for the out-of-tune singer to do. He said:
"She is way out of her comfort zone here. Kerry is great at answering questions on 2-for-1 frozen pizzas, £5 bags of frozen prawns and frozen Christmas canapes, but I feel she could be way out of her league here."