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Thursday, 20 August 2009

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Michael Jackson mentoring little Aaron Carter en pointe

LOS ANGELES, CA., USA Aaron Carter evidently carried on the old Carter family tradition of "hide and go peek" with his mentor, Michael Jackson.

During Jackson's child molestation trial it was revealed that Carter attended Jackson's 45th birthday party at Neverland in 2003. Any allegations of any impropriety between the two are vehemently denied.

Now that Aaron will be competing on the new season of Dancing With the Stars, he has revealed that he will be competing in Jackson's sequined ballet slippers because he believes that Jackson's "dancing magic" will miraculously "rub off on him".

Aaron exclaimed "I'm gonna continue to embrace these slippers and wear them!"

Apparently a lot of "magic rubbing" must have occurred at the Neverland Ranch because Aaron is confident of both his dancing skills and the power of the magical sequined ballet slippers.

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