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Wednesday, 19 August 2009

Paula Abdul, former American Idol judge found a new job. In an exclusive interview with me, she said that she loved making people laugh so she is going to clown college.

She told me: "I am officialy registerd in Martin Luther Clown Uneversity".

I also got Paula convinced in telling us her clown name which is Ms.Smiley Bigfoot Abdul.

After finishing clown school at Martin Luther Clown University she will go to American Idol and sing while showing off her clowning skills to her secret love Simon Cowell.

She hopes to become just like her clown idol Pennywise from Stephen Kings IT.

In a recent interview it was found that Paula's one wish would be for everyone to follow her own lifelong dream or in other words to be a clown.

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