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Tuesday, 18 August 2009

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Susan Boyle - totemic emblem of our times

Susan Boyle has had an unhappy experience in her first attempt at pole dancing.

Initially persuaded to do the gig after being told by Simon Cowell that pole dancing was the Warsaw equivalent of strictly come dancing, the scottish songstress was up for it.

However, she started to smell a rat after she was given a skimpy piece of swimwear and was asked to wiggle and weave around the metallic bar.

"It wasn't a great success" Simon Cowell conceded."I don;t know what went wrong, but Susan half naked writhing around on a pole turned out to be nothing but a sordid publicity stunt that was frankly demeaning and embarrassing for her." He paused."However, I do seem to have earned alot of money and publicity out of the whole thing - funny how things work out, eh."

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