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Topics: Chavs, Kerry Katona

Tuesday, 18 August 2009

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After munching on a kebab, Kerry loves someone to munch on HER kebab

Just one day after being sacked by chav supermarket chain Iceland, Kerry Katona has been signed up by Pram Face Foods.

Pram Face is a new brand that's going to specialise in low cost ready meals and frozen foods that appeal to pram faces up and down the country.

Company executive Wayne said: "Yeah, brer. We did, like, nuff research an' fing into what housewives like to give their kids. I did a lot of the research myself, innit tho? After banging some skank, I asked what her kids eat and she said anyfing breaded. Innit, blud."

Katona will be the face of Pram Face Foods when it launches its first advertising campaign in the autumn.

The former Atomic Kitten appeared outside her house to make a statement about signing to Pram Face. "I am well disappointed in Finland for firing me. I thought they should be loyal. But anyway, I don't give a shit cos Pram Face have given me a ton of cash to advertise their crappy foods. Ha ha! Ooh, I feel a massive fart coming."

Ms Katona then passed wind very loudly, giggled and went back inside.

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