The much anticipated Dancing with the Stars 2009 line up has been announced. And wow, what a cornucopia of talent and fame this cast list is:
Gloria Garcia - who once cleaned for one of the Osmonds and who is close to getting a green card
Tom Liffey - who was an intern for Barney Franks. (Currently Tom is still trying to find proof that he did work for the congressman, but the producers say they are taking his word for it for now whilst they try to make up the numbers)
John Liffey - Tom's brother and who is therefore the brother of someone who might have worked for Barney Franks
Ruth Johns - Who sometimes finds work as a Michelle Obama lookalike.
Michael Jackson - A sociology professor from Harvard, whose students find his name amusing. General Sir Michael Jackson, former head of the British Army was unavailable. Actually he said he was ****ing unavailable.
And then a whole load of hangers on who it is too much of an effort to mention, but who will somehow manage to break all sorts of viewing figure records over the next couple of months.