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Monday, 17 August 2009

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Inside observers are claiming that popular wailing and warbling troupe The Pussycat Dolls are teetering on the brink of an all out internal war, because of Nicole Sherzinger's almost absolute control over the outfit.

Some feel that Sherzinger is getting a little too big for her boots since she started shagging F1 ace Lewis Hamilton, and rumours of rumbling discontent have been plagueing the girl band for weeks now.

Fellow band member, Ashley Roberts (the one with the long blonde hair) was pictured yesterday in a bikini in what has been widely construed as a subliminal attempt to communicate to Sherzinger that she's not the only sexy chick on the block.

Bandmates are growing increasingly resentful of Sherzingers absolute domination in all matters related to the band, and are reportedly on the verge of outright revolt.

Personally this reporter doesn't give a fuck. The only worry is that the Pussycat Dolls could evolve into 5 solo artistes. That would be just terrible.

More pussycat related peurility as we get it.

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