Written by Frankie The J
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Sunday, 16 August 2009

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Madonna, the 51-year-old uber-bitch, is possessed by some old Jewish prophet while on stage in Warsaw

WARSAW, Poland - Saturday night was a hot August night, and Warsaw was hopping and bopping to a Material Girl's concert, and, to top it all off, it was the eve of Madonna's 51st birthday, too.

One other, minor Madonna was also being celebrated on this August 15th: The Virgin Mary, whose Feast of Her assumption into Heaven is held this day, especially in overwhelmingly Roman Catholic Poland.

Fans cheered the most popular Madonna, and held up hearts made out of colored paper. One fan waved a large sign that read, "Adopt me."

"I feel your love!" Madonna shouted out from the stage during this Polish stop on her round the world, Sticky & Sweet tour.

Other Poles were not so happy about the bimbo in the bustier, shaking her nearly nekkid, middle-aged, drooping ass on the Mother of God's feast day.

In fact, scores of Poles, who objected to the Material Girl's concert, have led protests in the past several weeks attempting to force a change of the day on which she would perform. They also waved signs written in Polish, words when translated into English basically said, "Fuck off you skanky Whore!"

Dozens of Polish men exposed their Polish sausages as Madonna entered the concert venue. The weenie wavers shouted, "Feel this love, bitch-breath!" One read, "Dance on this Pole, Material Ho!"

But the US Madonna outshone Jesus' Mama, big time, just like she does everywhere else, including inside Roman Catholic convents.

Madonna paid tribute to the King of Pop(ing) Children's Assholes, the late Michael Jackson:

"Let's give it up," Madonna shouted, "for one of the greatest artists the world has ever known." Then she sang her old hit "Holiday," while a moon walking Michael Jackson impersonator danced, wearing a sequined jacket, white T-shirt, white socks, and a white glove on one hand-for no apparent reason, as a photo of the scaboliscious Jackson was displayed on stage.

The uber-bitch was so impressed by the MJ impersonator that, after throwing some Kabbala bones on the stage, and channeling some dead Hebrew prophet, she decided to adopt that dismal mother fucker, too.

One wonders if this MJ will get a BJ from the ore-hey? Or maybe he'll get to suck on her oobs-bay, just like his hero, MJ.

Note to self: Fuck me; I ain't going to report on this kind of shit anymore (unless Lowton comes up with more than three-cents a word)! I'll cut my throat first!

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