Written by Mig93
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Topics: Lindsay Lohan

Tuesday, 11 August 2009

Lindsay Lohan's hopes are high right now as she got accepted to star in two new movies, her first two movies in more than two years!

The first one is titled "The Great Education" also starring Hilary Duff, Robert Pattinson, Queen Latifah and Sir Ben Kingsley.

Lindsay has promised fans and friends that she will be working "seriously" and "really hard" on the movie because it is "very challenging". Mother Dina also noted that Lindsay's hopes for the movie are so high that she "wants to win an Oscar for her role".

The second movie is titled "I Will Be Your Fascinating, True, Over-Sexed, Desirable, Sick, Alcoholic, Lesbo Bitch" also starring newcomers Lala Finland, Sammy Sam, Boochy The Nootchy and up-and-coming rapper Thr3e.

The movie's director and producer have yet to be picked by 30th Century Dog, the company behind it.

It's about lesbians (Finland, Sam and The Nootchy) who live with a serious roommate and struggling journalist (Lohan) and who turn her life upside down; Thr3e plays a fan of Lohan in the movie who is trying to get involved in her personal life.

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