Kaanopoli, HI-- Shocked Hawaiians and stunned tourists spotted the 'late' Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson having lunch today at a popular Maui bistro. The happy twosome shared a lazy, late lunch and were then seen walking hand-in-hand along the beach on this magical island. People said they looked happy, healthy and most definitely alive.
The couple had just pulled off the scam of the century and they both wore big smiles as they strolled in the sun. Farrah and Michael faked their own deaths on the same day to both confuse and mislead the public. Both are now free of their unfriendly families and crumbling personal fortunes. They had been planning this for years.
Farrah 'died' first on June 25. Her death was as fake as her cancer. Farrah wanted to escape from the creepy Ryan O'Neil and their even creepier middle-aged kids. She took a poison that imitates death, and was taken by ambulance to General Hospital.
Only ninety minutes later, another ambulance arrived at the hospital with Michael Jackson's 'body'. Farrah awoke from her self-imposed coma, and quickly escaped out the back door of the morgue. Everybody was too shocked about Michael Jackson to notice Farrah was gone.
Eventually, confused morgue attendants were startled to discover Farah's body missing, and they went crazy trying to find it. Michael then took advantage of this confusion to also escape out the back door of the morgue.
Farrah and Michael have been in love for decades, and they planned their 'deaths' perfectly. Farrah already looks twenty years younger. Michael put on fifty pounds and almost looks normal.
The pair plans to marry next June 25th, and they plan to live long and happy lives in Hawaii. Their new neighbors will be David Carradine and Ed McMahon.