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Sunday, 9 August 2009

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Lesbian who pulled stunt

Members of the all female "Girls Aloud" singing group went into shock when they entered their dressing room to find a naked lesbian stalker on the floor.

Kimberley from the singing group said there was a horrible aroma of decaying fish before they entered the dressing room. She thought that someone had eaten fish and chips outside their dressing room. Upon entering the dressing room the smell got worse and they realized it was comming from a naked woman on the floor that was spread eagle.

Observers in the community argue that the sexy girl group provoked the lesbian attack by sending out the wrong message to other women when they performed at London's G-A-Y club on Saturday.

A source said: "It's a little unnerving, this woman has been following them everywhere. So they decided to get a guard each so that no one is ever put at risk."

The lesbian said she staged the stunt because she was in love with the all girl group and wanted to surprise them with her body as a birthday present for Sarah who turned 26 on Saturday and Kimberley who celebrates her 26th on the day of the attack.

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