Written by Ben Macnair
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Sunday, 9 August 2009

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I hate Raymond, with a passion that you cannot begin to imagine

Scientists with too much time on their hands have proven that the titles of two well known and beloved American Comedy shows are completely wrong.

Professor Sanctious Apostrophe said: 'We now know that there are some people who actually quite liked Chris, and others who would cross the road to avoid Raymond'

Chris Rock and Ray Barrone, creators of the two programmes said in a joint statement: 'This is complete and utter bullshit. Chris is a small bloke that nobody likes, and Raymond is a lovable oaf, family man, and all round good egg. You find somebody who likes Chris, and hates Raymond, and we will show you a complete liar'.

In the press room, a number of people raised their hands. Chris just sighed, and fell down some stairs, whilst Robert laughed at Ray, who was speaking very slowly to his very small wife.

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