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Sunday, 9 August 2009

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PARTY!!!

Our Las Vegas correspondent Skoo-Booby-Doo called us live on a satellite link tonight to inform us that Hollywood babes Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens were spotted out on the razzle with English literary legend Billy Bunter.

Bunter, an ex public schoolboy, who attended Greyfriars School, and has a penchant for 'tuck' was seen grinning broadly as his escorts competed shamelessly for attention.

The party kicked off the evening by drinking copious quantities of lemonade before moving on to virtually every fast food joint in the Greater Las Vegas area.

Waitress, Charlene Darlene of 'The Wannabe A Real Glutton' restaurant on the Strip told us:

"They were acting like crazy people. They chowed down on burger after burger, followed by a whole bunch of Knickerbocker Glories. I'm amazed they could stand up after all that stuff."

Billy Bunter's US agent, Skip Wiffleball told us:

"Billy's on vacation having a good time with the ladies. Give him a break. He ain't doin' nothin' wrong. Also as he's on vacation, he won't be signing any autographs - unless you buy him a double with cheese. In which case he may sign a napkin."

Miley Cyrus wouldn't keep quiet and was seen talking throughout.

More as we get it.

*With thanks to the J-Man for kind permission to use the name Skip Wiffleball.

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