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Thursday, 6 August 2009

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Big Brother chief's are celebrating behind battened hatches tonight after a video clip of one of the housemates eating a huge cream cake with her hands behind her back has become an internet hit amid allegations of "Salacious editing."

Hira, a Dublin based fashion designer and head aerobics coach with the Dublin County Hurling team was given a task by Big Brother production staff as part of an "Alice in Wonderland" evening, organized to commemorate the 500th anniversary of the death of author and former inter county footballer 'Lewis Carroll", has become the most down loaded clip ever on Youtube.

The two minute clip shows the attractive 24 year old dressed in a fancy dress "Alice" outfit attempting to find a key hidden in the two foot wide cream cake with only the use of her mouth and tongue.

Women's groups have beseiged the complaints line after footage of the pretty housemate, her face and hair covered in cream and asking "Oh..... oh.... Why does it have to be so big?" was aired on the later edition of the reality tv show.

House mate Hira was shown softly moaning, "Oh.....Oh...." a few more times before burying her face in to the big tart in search of the secreted key.

"Big Jen", Chairwomanperson of "Fat Lesbians against Boys" complained of sexual tittilation and jealous rages after seeing the clip.

"Bastards the lot of them, did you see the size of that friggin cake?"

Executives have issued a statement denying any form of exploitation, suggestion or innuendo during the Cream pie task but did confirm that they were up most of the night examining the video footage in great detail.

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