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Monday, 3 August 2009

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The Selena Gomez honorary statue.

Few days ago, Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus were at it again. Yes, a new fight started by Miss Gomez this time. Who said Miley didn't have the right to reply? No one, indeed.

Well, if you missed the news. Selena Gomez called Miley Cyrus "a pussy, a real slut who doesn't know how to sing or act."

"You know what?" Gomez ranted, "Miley doesn't even sing in her concerts! I heard her in a concert, (laughs) or should I say I heard Hilary Duff! It's clear her vocals are being arranged to match Hilary's who is, by the way, an artist but who is Miley Cyrus if not a pussy, a real slut, huh? Tell me."

Miley didn't reply at first but now she is furious. When I asked her about the scandal Miley said "If I am a slut, baby Selena Gomez is nothing but a motherf*****! Nothing but a motherf*****! Write History!".

Recently, a new statue of Selena Gomez was put in a Los Angeles museum in order to "honor the new big movie and music princess" according to the museum's founder, Mr. Alberto Givencini. Miley is so jealous she said her "photoshoot was more artsy than this crap!".

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