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Topics: Michael Jackson

Monday, 3 August 2009

Police were bombarded with thousands of phone calls, and e-mails by those claiming to know the whereabouts of Micheal Jackson's body.

One such unidentified source called authorities with a tip that lead police to the missing body of Micheal Jackson.

The body was discovered in a plant that was used to make kids toy blocks.

when the police asked the President of the company why he had condoned the theft of Micheal Jackson's body. He replied:"Since Micheal Jackson was 98 per cent plastic, we wanted to make blocks out of him, so little children could play with him for a change.

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