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Sunday, 2 August 2009

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Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez have always been "friends" but now Selena broke the promise.

Disney dolls Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez are at it again but now, it's all because of Selena.

The Wizards Of Waverly Place starlet called Miley Cyrus "a pussy, a real slut who doesn't know how to sing or act, put by Disney just like that, publicity! You know what? Miley doesn't even sing in her concerts! I heard her in a concert, (laughs) or should I say I heard Hilary Duff! It's clear her vocals are being arranged to match Hilary's who is, by the way, an artist but who is Miley Cyrus if not a pussy, a real slut, huh? Tell me. And hey, you know Hannah Montana is a really bad show, even worse than Wizards!"

Fans went crazy few minutes after the scandal and according to exces at Twitter, more than 1,000,000 tweets discussed Selena's confession.

Miley has yet to reply but Disney made it clear that "it would be better if Miss Gomez departed from the Channel because of the lies she said about Miss Cyrus - her unacceptable and shocking behavior is going to hurt her career deeply. Sorry."

Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley's dad, stated that he was "furious when hearing Selena's words." "I really thought she was good girl, like Miley. Obviously, I was right.", he added.

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