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Saturday, 1 August 2009

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Members of New Moon cast may soon be waxing crescent.

HOLLYWOOD, CA - At a New Moon press panel this week, the Twilight stars were asked what question they never wanted to answer again. Robert Pattinson smirked and replied, "What's it like kissing Taylor Lautner."

Co-stars Lautner and Kristen Stewart joined the press in a round of nervous laughter.

Lautner said for him it was being asked to growl. "Actually, I get asked that more by fans. They ask me to growl for them and I really don't enjoy doing that.

"Except in certain company," he said as the three exchanged knowing glances.

Stewart chimed in last adding, "You can ask me anything you want."

But that wasn't the case; the next reporter up asked Pattinson, Lautner and Stewart about their off-camera chemistry, but was quickly shut down by a Climax representative as the three joined hands and left the room.

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