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Saturday, 1 August 2009

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"Why duthn't thumbody fikth theeth thingth!?" spat the daffy looney toon.

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Your story has gone for editorial checking and should be published within the next couple of hours.

"That's right," ranted one spoof writer, spraying his computer screen with spittle for the fourth time this week. "It should be published within the next couple of hours. But it probably won't be... unless I post it in the discussion forum!!

"That way," he screamed, "maybe I can get it published... YESTERDAY!!"

One regular contributor noted that, with so many people being so many other people, the site ought to have at least 3,000 administrators, so you would think at least one of whom should be able to take care of problems like these while I stay up all night smoking cigarettes and writing new articles.

Others writers just said, "Aw, fuck it," and went to bed.

Make The San Francisco Onion's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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