Two of TheSpoof.com's most successful writers, Ally Chamone and Skoob1999, cancelled their plans to elope in the Bahamas. They left the UK Friday morning for an undisclosed hotel in Freeport. The trouble in paradise began when Skoob unbuttoned Ally's blouse and discovered a hairy chest and Moobs, also know as Man Boobs.
Skoob rushed to the balcony of the couple's sixteenth floor love nest and hurled chunks of projectile vomit more than ninety feet out, showering approximately twenty sun bathers gathered round the pool with undigested linguine, angel hair pasta and marinara sauce.
"God, what a bother," the shaken writer told this writer in an exclusive telephonic interview. "It made me puke! To think I was going to leave Mrs. Skoob for…for…for it, whatever it is," he sputtered.
"What do you believe Ally Chamone to be," I asked the Skoobster.
"I really don't wish to speculate on it," he said, adding, "Chamone ran off in tears after calling Duncan and begging him to take it back."
Mrs. Skoob had few comments to make on the record but did opine, "This is just dandy. He leaves me for Ally and gets taken in, like all the other male writers at TheSpoof, and he acts as if he's the only person embarrassed by his gaffe."
The Skoobs have agreed to enter into marriage counseling with the famous Relationship Fixer-upper, Fr. François Dubois, S.J.