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Topics: Cats, eric clapton

Thursday, 30 July 2009

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A local cat, who is noted as a music 'connoisseur', has been talking about its love of the band Cream.

The animal has a vast collection of LP's dating back to the early 1920's but says that it really admires the work of the British band.

Speaking through an interpreter (the cat is Siamese and speaks not a word of English), the cat said it particularly enjoyed the virtuoso guitar playing of Eric Clapton and that he really 'gets' their sound more than any other band he's listened to.

This is a major departure for the creature, as it formerly expressed its undying love for 80's group the Stray Cats and 1970's folk icon Cat Stevens.

Indeed, so much was the animal devoted to Steven's work, that when the artist converted to Islam the animal followed suit.

It even tried to grow a little beard.

But this religious conversion was short-lived when the cat realised that Steven's music was shit nowadays.

The animal reverted to its Hindu beliefs and was condemned by local Muslim's who agreed to issue a fatwa on the beast.

The cat says it wished that Cream would reform and has written several letters to Eric Clapton pushing this point.

So far, there have been no responses but hopes are high since a local penguin managed to persuade Pink Floyd to reform and go back on tour a few years ago.

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