In an unprecedented move which resulted in this Spoof.com reporting team hauling their sorry asses out of bed before 2pm in the afternoon, a model from the ads for on-line game 'Evony' called us requesting an urgent tete a tete.
Hauling our sad sorry asses to a bar in Soho, London's red light district come gay area, on Rupert Street, we were somewhat taken aback to be met by a stunning looking young lady with beads of sweat on her ample cleavage, in spite of the cold, wet weather outside.
The young lady, who we recognised from the 'EVONY' game ads on theSpoof.com introduced herself as 'Shagmy Ardour' and led us to a seat by the window. Where disturbingly for us, there were lots of 'Village People' lookalikes roaming about.
Shagmy Ardour told us:
"The Pussycat Dolls have it in for us. They thought they were the sexiest chicks on the planet, and they've tried to discredit us. Because we get more internet hits than they do."
Which left us somewhat baffled until Shagmy Ardour's agent, Skip Wiffleball appeared, and told us:
"The reason these chicks are more popular, these EVONY girls, is that they don't sing. They know they can't sing, and they accept that. They're just happy to look hot.
"Now the Pussycat Dolls, for them, looking reasonably hot doesn't seem to cut the mustard. They insist on singing. They're fuckawful. Terrible. They'd turn the milk sour and the beer flat with their caterwauling. They should be responsible enough adults not to subject the world to their shreiking. It's fucking hair raising. Like Frankie the J's missing toupee. Somebody ought to tell them to stop. Right now."
Wow. We were agog. Probably due to the early hour.
More Pussycat Doll Related Pisstakes As We Get Them.
* With thanks to the J-Man for the use of the name 'Skip Wiffleball' and to Frankie the J for being a bloody good sport.