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Tuesday, 28 July 2009

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Local woman Patricia Pinkleton, 49, has refused to answer any questions put to her about an alleged relationship with dead pop icon Michael Jackson.

Mrs. Pinkleton, from number 29 Handbury Street, is known locally as somebody who listens to the radio. She has been doing so for most of her life. Many times she listened to BBC radio 1 - a popular music station that is known to play chart music from the top of the pops and such like.

In 1987 she attended Jackson's 'BAD' tour - which, ironically, wasn't that bad at all - and afterwards bought an overpriced poster to remember the day.

That is the limit of Mrs. Pinkleton's Michael Jackson-related experiences that we are sure of.

A local man - which wished to remain nameless, but his mother went ahead and gave him a name anyways - said that he saw Mrs. Pinkleton and a "black fella" around the back of the local pub about 15 years ago.

He said that he didn't get a good look at the man and there is a fair chance that he wasn't black at all. Or a man. It could have been a wheelie bin.

But other neighbours have said that Mrs. Pinkleton put on a "lot of weight" shortly afterwards and that she may have had a child.

The fact that Mrs. Pinkleton just became a bit of a fat fuck during this period has not been ruled out.

A reporter for The Sun is camped outside Mrs. Pinkleton's home and he's said that unless the woman gives him an exclusive interview he will prevent her from going outside her front door.
Mrs. Pinkleton has told him several times to fuck off but the greasy bastard is persistent and desperate.

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