The al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigade is said to be furious over Sacha Baron-Cohen's portrayal of them in his film "Bruno".
Their leader, Ali Bingo, brother of Mecca Bingo and a chap with a beard, imitation Ray Ban glasses from China and a tea towel on his head, was said to be demanding "appropriate action for the infidel Bruno not unlike being locked in a darkened room with a looped James Blunt CD playing at volume 11".
He went on to say that the al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigade are not just a group of marauding kidnappers as portrayed in the film. He also went on to say "Give us an M, give us an A, give us a P, er, no a G, er, how do you spell martyr?"
He also claimed that they had a duty to the innocent women and children of the western world to kill and to maim them. He also said that they would continue to place ham in Kosher meat snacks, forcibly give Jehova's Witnesses blood transfusions, cut Sikh's hair and make Roman Catholics take Holy Communion with Eccles Cakes.
But aside from that, they are a tolerant bunch of family-orientated murderers.