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Topics: Amy Winehouse

Tuesday, 28 July 2009

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The first ad for the new tea called "Teahouse'' (not Winehouse!)

In a still unpublished interview with Us Weeklie Magazie, soul songstress Amy Winehouse explains what her favorite drink is: iced tea with cocaine and cayenne! She said it "makes [her] feel so good she forgets that alcohol is good or drugs are nice or people are mean".

After these statements, giant tea company Lipton decided to follow Miss Winehouse's instructions by producing iced tea with a mix of cocaine and cayenne.

The first shipments will be delivered to Hawaii and the island where Miss Winehouse is currently residing.

The UK, Lebanon and Maldives became the first three countries to ban the product.

In other news, Amy Winehouse is set to star in the new tea's commercial and promotional campaign.

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