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Saturday, 25 July 2009

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LeAnn Rimes and her husband, Dean Sherement, have finally called it quits, which is not a surprise considering LeAnn has been having a very public affair going on for some time with Eddie Cibrian.

Cibrian recently said that his wife had announced they were taking a break, I guess until he and LeAnn split up.

So, you that had LeAnn by the 25th of July win the pot. Just kidding, but there really needs to be a Fantasy Divorce League like the Baseball and Football Fantasy Leagues so popular with the non-athletic set.

"LeAnn and Dean Sheremet had been living separately for quite some time now," a friend told reporters just last week.

Maybe Dean and Eddie's wife should get together so they could lean on each other for support. That would shake the Fantasy Divorce players.

Of course there are kids involved so this is serious for them. I'm sure there are a whole generation on the way that will, perhaps, just marry into the neighborhood and draw straws at night.

There has to be a lot of damage with all this switching around. At least the Mormon kids get to stay with the BIG families.

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