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Thursday, 23 July 2009

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I Ain't No Reservoir Dog! Bitch!

It's just been announced that Pee-Wee Herman, aka actor Paul Reubens is to play the lead role in upcoming Hollywood blockbuster 'Reservoir Dogs II'

At the moment, it's all very hush-hush with Hollywood execs and movie moguls keeping tight lipped.

But the Spoof.com succeeded in contacting Pee-Wee Herman's pool cleaner, who allegedly heard Pee-Wee Herman conversing with agent Skip Wiffleball on his cell phone.

It appears that Pee-Wee Herman will play Mister Pink in a story about gangsters going to Thailand to abduct a British ex-pop star who is wanted on paedophilia charges, for the reward money.

We believe that the mission goes drastically wrong and that the team of mercenaries abduct a corrupt Thai police officer who tries to give them an on the spot fine of 200 baht for driving too slowly.

The policeman then has his face cut off by knife weilding Pee-Wee Herman while Foreigner play 'I Wanna Know What Love Is' in the background.

The film is expected to hit cinemas in 2010 and will be directed by the Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger in an attempt to reduce the state budget deficit.

Quentin Tarantino, who scripted and directed the original 'Reservoir Dogs' told us:

"The whole deal sounds like a sack of shit."

More as we get it.

With thanks to the J-Man for his kind permission to use the name: 'Skip Wiffleball'

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