It's just been revealed that the swine flu is getting more hits than UK based satirical website TheSpoof.com's current top writer, Wire Piddle.
Nobody could ever have anticipated this development. Even UK Prime Minister with just the one eye, Gordon Brown was taken aback. He told us:
"We have to take a balanced view on this. Keep it in perspective."
Which is a pretty amazing feat for a guy with one eye.
Wire Piddle meanwhile was unperturbed. He said:
"Swine flu is in no way denigrating my momentous achievement of getting to numero uno on the Spoof chart. However, if when reading my stories you should develop a temperature of 38C and ache all over, it's probably a good idea to ring NHS Direct. You just never know."
As we were compiling this informative article, we received a communique from legendary Spoof writer BuckwheatsButt who asked if swine flu would be particularly dangerous for the man with the world's largest penis? More importantly, would it have an effect on the penis?
Doctor Hilarious O'Jones told us:
"When you are the proud possessor of the world's largest penis, nothing can touch you. Except sexy ladies with hare lips."
Any reader concerned about swine flu should log on to the Spoof.com's excellent spy serial - Bargis Tryhol, Agent 004 The Spy With The World's Largest Penis. It can be found in the magazine section of the Spoof.
It won't cure swine flu, but it may give you the odd giggle.
More as we get it.