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Thursday, 23 July 2009

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Even MJ's monkey couldn't believe the autopsy results

Los Angeles Police Department detectives expected to find all manner and means of very mean manner of painkillers and heart attack serious narcotics when they seized the doctor supplied medicine chest of the King of Pop Michael Jackson. To their surprise all they found were erection improving medications for one, three, six and twenty four hour sexsually enhancing performance drugs. Jackson's closest associates were shocked.

Comments from his consorts and wives ranged from " I didn't even know he had anything down there to enhance" to " Michael's interest never lasted in anything for more than a few minutes". Contradicting his companions' insights, Jackson's autopsy should that he died from the much warned about and rarely dreaded six hour erection.

Other users of the drug that apparently killed Michael Jackson told reporters that they would give their eye teeth for a chubby that lasted six hours. One exclaimed:" Call a doctor!? I'd call my bitch and if she didn't answer fast enough you know I'd be finding my hoe, her sista and her sista's girls! May MJ RIP..."

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