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Thursday, 23 July 2009

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Ann Coulter, long time Republican pin up girl, will give up partisan politics to embark upon a new career path as a Victoria's Secret lingerie model. "I have excessively round breastesses," said Coulter. "It is time now for the world to get a look at them."

Dennis Miller agrees. "I've played Warble with her hooters," he told entertainment reporters. Warble is a popular new West Coast game played by consenting adults. "You stick your head between the chick's tits and she shimmies. The sound the guy hears is 'Warble, Warble, Warble,'" Miller explained.

Coulter told reporters that her new career choice came about because she was tired of watching women with fake breastesses being lusted after by all the studly guys. "I suppose large pendulous breasts have their place, but so do these golf ball sized babies," she said, flashing the reporters.

Coulter was not offered a Playboy pictorial. Instead, she signed a $20 contract to appear buck nekkid in the August issue of the Teen Age Republican Masturbator.

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