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Wednesday, 22 July 2009

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ABC news correspondent Bob Woodruff, who was seriously injured during an attack in Iraq some time ago and has greatly recovered is continuing to be used to draw viewers to ABC News.

Yesterday, Bob was finally able to meet the nurse who shook his penis after he peed to make sure he didn't get any on him during his recovery.

Earlier ABC News had a feature on Woodruff getting to meet the men who pulled him to safety in Iraq and another on the first doctors to work on him in triage.

Then there was his recovery in the US hospitals and then with his family and one on the first bird that crapped on his car after finally getting home, which caused Diane Sawyer to cry.

Then there were the specials on Bob visiting others who had been wounded in Iraq and then the people who pulled them to safety, the triage group who were becoming almost regulars on Good Morning America From Triage In Iraq!

Then there was one on the Iraqi guy who saw it all happen and kept saying "BOOM! hee hee BOOM!".

And now, after two full years of coverage, Woodruff finally met the one whom he called, "My Angel", the nurse that shook his penis in the hospital so he wouldn't pee on himself.

It was very emotional as even the people on the street watching it with all the signs were moved to tears out of the reunion or boredom.

Woodruff gave her a big hug. "I salute you Nurse Piddle and all like you who are out there shaking those injured men. They also serve who shake."

Be sure to watch next week to see Woodruff's emotional first meeting with Adam Sweets, the guy who changed hs bedpan.

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