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Wednesday, 22 July 2009

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Los Angeles, CA - Michael Jackson's alleged love child, Omer Bhatti, has his nose...literally. When Michael Jackson's body was removed by ambulance on that fateful day of his death, Omer Bhatti followed behind, five minutes later, carrying the nose of 'The King of Pop'.

Said a witness, "You have to understand that in the confusion, when the doctor was trying to revive Michael, body parts started flying everywhere. Everything that wasn't secured or tied down, ended up on the floor. One of those parts was his nose. It was only due to Omer's concern and persistence that all these things got gathered up."

"Unfortunately, no one really paid attention to Omer except Michael. So when Omer went up to security and said 'Hey, guy. I've got Michael's nose,' they sort of brushed him off. Luckily he had the presence of mind to hop in a car and follow the ambulance. By the time he got to the hospital, though, the police had it closed off."

"You can imagine the surprise of Michael's parents when, at the viewing at Forest Lawn, Omer went up, opened the casket, and stuck Michael Jackson's nose back on. He had been carrying that thing around in his pocket ever since the death. Imagine that!"

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