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Wednesday, 22 July 2009

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Brown will wear this fashionable ankle bracelet during his CS on SS

Rapster extraordinaire and bully embarassment Chris Brown released a two minute video apologising for beating his musical girlfriend, Rihanna. Besides probation and community service doing garbage collection on Sesame Street the judge decided that Brown deserved some of his own medicine delivered right to his brown ass.

In front of a full court room, Judge Lodge Ickle-Conzequince directed the rap star to bend down and crack a smile. Brown registered disbelief until Rihanna appeared out of the judge's chambers decked out in full dominatrix bull whip and all.

Rihanna asked the judge if she should give Chris a good woopin and the judge instructed her to save some of her energy for a conference in his chambers. Rihanna blushed and assured Lodgykins as she called him that there would always be some lickins for him.

Brown complied with the Judge's orders and Rihanna applied the punishment to the seat of knowledge. Brown was seen later that night at his favorite bar standing not sitting and still soothing his pride.

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