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Monday, 20 July 2009

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It was a Paparazzi wet dream seeing two of today's hottest stars having dinner together at a New York City restaurant Sunday.

"We decided to have a meal together and talk some things over", stated Lambert. "And since neither of us give a crock who sees or photographs us, we're staying right out in the open. Now please allow us to have our talk over our meal."

"We met at a party right after Adam came out second on American Idol, given to him by some of his friends and we found we had some movie/ music ideas we wanted to discuss further," said Radcliffe.

"Yes we're dating and we plan a December wedding", cracked Lambert.

"I'm seeing Laura (O'Toole) again, guys", stated Radcliffe, "Now go away."

After the reporters went away smiling, a waiter overheard Radcliffe ask Lambert not to say that even in joking. It'll be all over the news by tomorrow."

"Do you care?"

"Not a bit. But I've thought it funny before when one of them described my face as 'gay'. Can you imagine a face as being gay?"

"And the rest of you wasn't? That's wild!"

They then noticed the waiter who asked if they wanted dessert which they both ordered.

Then, according to the same waiter who was slow returning to the table said that they were deep into some movie or movies and the music that would fit into them and really seemed excited.

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