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Sunday, 19 July 2009

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"How Do You Keep In Condition At Your Age, Ms. Turner?"

Chris Brown, the 19-year-old R&B singer who is accused of attacking pop star girlfriend Rihanna and has recently been dating Tina Turner, has been calling Brown "Mama's Good Little Boy".

"Chris knows I'm kidding because he can kick like a horny kangaroo but compared to Ike Turner, he's a real sweety."

Miss Turner, who has only been to the hospital once in two months of dating, says that having a younger man sometimes having to discipline her is a real turn-on.

Still the news has shocked the entertainment world for the past two months as Brown has left Rihanna for the older woman, some say because Rihanna was too fragile.

"There's something about Chris that just really excites me even more than Ike, because Ike was in Gaga Land much of the time" Turner told the Hollywood Howler.

During the interview, the Howler reporter noticed a bruise on the right side of Turner's body.

"I fell down the escalator, alright. That's all." said Turner. "Now I got to go get some more teeth."

"You people think I should have married Mr. Rogers or Don Knotts?"

Then she turned to Brown on the way out, "Now don't you go away, Sugar! I'm getting two pair of boxing gloves sent over."

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