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Sunday, 19 July 2009

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New Art Film Probably Best Worst Film They've Ever Seen

Apparently it's two big toes up for Warren Shitslogs as his new art movies had judges looking around at each other.

"This is really, really bad said one..perhaps the worst I've ever seen. But doesn't that make it a triumph of Man Above Ideas That Is True Art? Doesn't the very fact that it is so bad that Shitslogs has purposely chosen this interpretation of reality, to reflect upon mankind"s fallible nature?"

"I agree", stated Masoon Jarz, the noted critic, usually a B Flat. "Shitslogs hopes that we will fail to see through his little scheme of having it smeared by us, and then when the public sees it, we will be thought fools!"

"Oh, the naked dwarf with the elephantitis scrotum was a dead giveaway from the first five moments. Imagine having to roll yourself across the floor to get a Marguirita", stated Offenpizzer. "Then there are the bobble-breasted Cher Lookalike twins. That has to point out the ridiculous way mankind seeks to prolong his youth. Yet the bobbing is pure satire."

So this year, expect to see this waste of film panned as a remarkable, almost tragic comment on the average person's life in 2009.

And, once again, Shitlogs carrying back home the grand trophy.

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