Philadelphia PA-- The face of Michael Jackson miraculously appeared in a pile of dog shit in downtown Philadelphia today. Jackson's face--the one on the copy of 'Thriller--was on the top turd, staring up at the sky.
The fat, juicy turd was curled in just the same way Michael used to curl his body while moon dancing. Two brown flies buzzed on top of the filthy turd, and appeared to look like Michael's eyes. It is unknown what breed of dog made the slimy mess, it could even have been a human.
Hysterical Michael Jackson fans soon began arriving on the scene. Many wept with joy when they saw the turd. Some of them even began singing old Michael Jackson songs at the fat, juicy log. Many brought candles and balloons and other kitschy stuff.
Eventually the hot July sun shriveled up the turds. The part that was the nose fell off. The turd was covered with flies and started to lose its resemblance to Michael.
One of the Michael Jackson fans made the ultimate sacrifice at that point. Erica McMuffin, 54, from West Philly bent over the turd and gobbled it up with one bite!
"Now, I have Michael's shit inside me!" she cackled as she swallowed the turd!