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Thursday, 16 July 2009

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Heat-throb actor Zac Efron spilled ice cream all over his tartan slacks while attending an illegal donkey exhibition in downtown Los Angeles.

The High School Musical star was wiped down by two muscular tanned bodyguards and escorted from the venue after suffering 'brain freeze' which lead to the pillage of the sticky, white cream.

Efron later explained that he didn't know that the donkey show had no permit and said that he was an avid supporter of anything donkey-related.

Efron - who fronts the charity 'Ass Bandits' - said he only came when asked. Others have rejected this claim by saying that Efron has been seen coming whenever and wherever he wants to!

The star's brain-freeze excuse was also under scrutiny after a close male friend said that the actor doesn't have a brain.

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