Shockwaves - In a sensational comeback Tony Blair is to reform his band 'ugly rumours' and fill the 50 vacant tour dates, left since Micheal Jacksons death /murder /abduction /accidental overdose /overdose /heart attack or whatever.
The shockwaves around Westminster will be immense, it remains to be seen if this will be perceived as an attempt by Blair to set the wheels in motion for a comeback in the labour party as well. With Brown currently getting a kicking in the polls, the last thing he needs is very popular, (especially with stupid Americans,) ex PM being all cool.
Everybody knows Blair invented Britpop and ran the country when we all had money and jobs, coupled with oasis and blur doing the stadium and festival circuit this year the timing couldn't be better for Blair to make the ultimate comeback.
When questioned about the gigs, an unshaven Tony wearing only one glove said 'this is it, no really this is it...) When pressed further he said there will be a few of the old favourites for the old school fans, new material in the britpop style and a Michael Jackson medley featuring JLS and the dance troupe diversity.