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Tuesday, 14 July 2009

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"Transport for Allen" has also been subsidised through lottery funding.

It was announced today that popular singer Lily allen is to open to the public.

Thanks to a lottery funding grant, the singer will be opening on alternative Sundays during the Autumn. Fans will be able to step in and look around to discover what makes the starlet tick.

She was said to be thrilled at this new development. "It's an altogether different take on opening up to let people in" she said.

A special team of security staff have been engaged to look after her on the days the public are admitted.

Tickets can be booked through all the popular internet ticket sites, but people are advised that this British institution could prove to be one of the more popular attractions.

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